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| alternative papers, bomb, canabis, cannabis, personals, compactflash, goodfellas(two disc special edition), savage, photos, white, frank dileo, charles scorsese, photography, metro times, | In its place, I would strongly suggest a written apology. I do have one last theory about the date on gift set the package. It may be an expiration date, but not for the beans. If you finish the container, that's the day you die. (All episodes of "Steve, Don't Eat It!" can be found here.) The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 08:00 AM Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 7 Cuitlacoche Cuitlacoche is a black fungus that infects corn fields, making the kernels bulbous gift set and swollen as they fill with spores. It also goes by the name Huitlacoche. If you're having trouble with the pronounciation, it's: Cuitlacoche (kweet-lah-KOH-chay) or Huitlacoche (dat-sfuckin-NAS-tee). It's safe to say this is the first time I've ever paid for an infection. I am, of course, not counting the one I got from your mother. (YES! You walked right into that.) |
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| (Hey, natto and I savage have at least one thing in common!) And now that I savage think about it, that's exactly what it looks like the pranksters back at Shirakiku did into my beans. You guuuys! I force-fed myself a big ol' spoonful, and found it to be slightly rancid and extremely bitter. Unfortunately, swallowing didn't help dissipate the flavor because the strings of bean jizz melted, coating my mouth and lips with a glistening sheen of sadness. The entire experience is difficult to describe, savage but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that. What I find most hilarious is that there is an expiration date on the package. What could they possibly expect to happen to the product on this date THAT HAS NOT ALREADY OCCURRED?!!! Also, nestled in this mound of compost was a li'l packet of mustard. |
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