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| uruguayanspanish, primalfear, pete and dud, list of literary works, list of proverbs, laugh, serbia, david steinberg, personal essays, edward norton, sevitz, buy, mom, detroit, family fun, relationships, anarcho feminist, fashion, crouching tiger, pearl jam, | Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, funny shirts during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.") Nevertheless, I couldn't bring myself to just funny shirts do the whole shot at once, so I started out with a little girly sip. And the truth is funny shirts it's not that bad at all. It tastes like milk, just slightly more sweet. And mentally, just slightly more making me want to gargle with Clorox and assume the fetal position while I question my life. Now, while I may have issues with drinking this stuff, I have been a huge fan of its packaging for years. |
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| It sure as hell didn't do that when I met her. I'm telling you, the whole thing is lunacy. I love my wife, but does she really have to be such a mammal? Okay, I have put this off long enough. The time has come. I'm off to The relationships Booby Bar to see what they've got on tap... *************** *************** relationships Oh, where do I begin? Well, I did feel the need to find the appropriate glass. Drinking it from a baby bottle seemed too on the relationships nose (not to mention too creepy), and I didn't have enough milk to justify a martini glass. (Although with a splash of Bailey's I suppose you'd have yourself a nice "Nippletini.") Luckily the "Dumbass Website Gods" smiled down upon me. I came across the only shot glass we happened to have in the house, and it was actually from Wisconsin -- The Milk State! I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. |
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