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Not unlike Michael Jackson, these harmless soybeans had undergone some kind of hideous transformation. They were poem now a freakish version of their former selves. (Which, coincidentally, should also be kept away from your children.) The most disturbing aspect of this stuff is it seems to get "activated" when you stir it. What I mean by this is, (and I may actually weep, but...) the poem slimy coating on the beans develops into stringy, stretchy, marshmallow-like strands that will forever haunt my dreams. Basically, if poem you move it back and forth enough, you're left with a gross, sticky mess. (Hey, natto and I have at least one thing in common!) And now that I think about it, that's exactly what it looks like the pranksters back at Shirakiku did into my beans.
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