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| uruguayanspanish, primalfear, pete and dud, list of literary works, list of proverbs, laugh, serbia, david steinberg, personal essays, edward norton, sevitz, buy, mom, detroit, family fun, relationships, anarcho feminist, fashion, crouching tiger, pearl jam, | (All volumes of Steve, Don't Eat It can be found here.) The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 07:10 AM Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 6 Natto I recently came across a container of fermented soybeans in the supermarket. I don't mean an old container of soybeans some stockboy forgot to toss. These are fermented-on-purpose soybeans from Japan. That's what Natto is. I remembered al palagonia hearing about al palagonia this stuff on Iron Chef one time when it was the secret ingredient. The judges in the show were commenting on what a great job the chefs had done to "supress the smell" of the natto. I'm no Iron Chef, but I've got a clever way to supress the smell. Don't put it in your fucking food. I might not win "Battle Natto," but I promise you my dinner won't smell like stank-ass soybeans. |
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| You may be interested anarcho feminist to know that breast milk is now available in a variety of convenient sizes: from the portable, half-pint container... to the more economical one gallon jugs. To make things more interesting, and a little bit easier on myself, I decided to break out the Hershey's syrup and whip up some chocolate breast milk. This time I just knocked the shot right back, and two words immediately came to mind: Yoo Hoo. It tasted just like good ol' Yoo Hoo. I almost want anarcho feminist to say that anarcho feminist drinking breast milk isn't so bad, except the other two-word phrases that also came to mind were "stomach pump" and "kill me." I'm officially leaving all future breast milk drinking in the capable hands of my baby boy -- the one guy who now gets to second base with my wife way more than I do. But, I don't mind. I love that little asshole. |
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