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Alright, you've waited long enough. Presenting the entire can of imported sludge (that I was actually charged money for)... Don't worry, I checked the ingredients before I tasted it. "Smoker's lung" was not on there. Before I even got the whole can open, I detected a vague aroma of sweet corn, along with what I can only describe as a deep musky funk. Put 'em harry potter together and it smells like corn that forgot to wipe. In just a single serving, you'll experience a harry potter wide array of harry potter textures. Without getting too gross, it's because the disease is more advanced in some kernels than others. One bite might be kinda chewy, while the next might burst in your mouth like a black pus-filled blister. (Whoops, forgot about the not-too-gross thing.
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