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| witty, bloody mother fucking asshole, record reviews, comics, actresses, downloads, films that time forgot, high times, stores, yield, e cards, paul sorvino, blink 182, tour dates, beatmaster v, comedy clubs, | Cheryl: It was a 9. Then you broke that lamp, and the crazy woman screamed at you, and it got you some pity points. Larry: Pity points. That's fabulous, I love pity points. But how can I get to a 7? I know a 6 is out of the question, but is there any way I can get to a 7? [Larry is following directions that told him to make a turn when he saw a barn] Larry: Was that a scam baiting barn? Was that a barn? I think it was too small to be a barn, it looked scam baiting more like a stable. There was a cow there, does that mean... what? That it could have been a barn? There's no cows in barns. There's cows on a farm. Are there always barns on farms? There are stables in farms, right, but not necessarily barns? I don't think that was the barn. [long pause] Larry: I think we made the wrong turn. [Larry receives flowers from a doctor he promised to give 5, 000 dollars to] Cheryl: Are those from your mistress and you just haven't told me? |
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| Larry: [Larry's house has been spray painted by trick-or-treaters he has offended and he's reporting it to cops] They don't deserve candy and I don't deserve this: "Bald Asshole"? That's a hate crime! Larry David: [watching Girls Gone Wild] What do you mean you're not going to pause it? witty Jeff Greene: I'm not a pauser, I don't like pausing. Larry David: Well, that's rude, I'll miss it. Jeff Greene: I'll witty rewind it when you come back. Larry David: Yeah, but I can see when you rewind and it'll give it away! Jeff Greene: There's no story! Give what away? There's bosoms! That's it! [while ordering coffee at Starbucks] Larry David: I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got. [after leaving a terrible dinner party] Larry: What's the level of anger here? What am I dealing with? Cheryl: Well, I'd have to say at least an 8.7. Larry: 8.7? That's not that bad. I thought it would be at least a 9. |
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