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| witty, bloody mother fucking asshole, record reviews, comics, actresses, downloads, films that time forgot, high times, stores, yield, e cards, paul sorvino, blink 182, tour dates, beatmaster v, comedy clubs, | Rabbi: What the hell kind of a... Larry: Alright, that's long gone... Rabbi: You know, I don't wanna do this. Forget it. Forget it. Larry: Oh, I didn't know, I didn't know that if you, that if you, you died UPTOWN on newspaper 9/11 that it was, that it was part of it, uh... the tragedy. [Larry and Cheryl - and their parents - are talking to newspaper the rabbi about renewing their vows] Rabbi: Right, so then uh, I'll, uh... do the blessing, uh, the last blessing, just a little bit of Hebrew, and then I newspaper will put the glass on the floor, and we'll step on it, and that'll be it. Cheryl's Dad: That's when everybody yells "a matzoh toff"? Rabbi: No no, it's "mazeltov". It means good luck. Cheryl's Dad: Could we say "yippee!" or something? Cheryl's Mom: Or "good luck" or something? Cheryl's Dad: "Hallelujah" would be good. |
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| Larry: You mean this is... this is continuing into the afterlife? Cheryl: Yeah, that's the idea. Do you have comics a problem with that? Larry: Well, I... I thought this was over at death. I didn't know we went into eternity together. Isn't that what it said in..."'til death do us part, " I thought it was... Cheryl: Do you have a problem with eternity? Larry: Well... Cheryl: We finally found each other, Larry, and comics we're celebrating this for all eternity. Larry: I guess I had a different plan for eternity. I thought... I thought I'd be single again. comics Larry: Alright, let's roll! Rabbi: What? "Let's roll"? What did you say? Larry: What? Rabbi: You knew my brother-in-law died on September 11th! How dare you say something like that! Larry: With all due respect, wasn't that just a coincidence? Rabbi: Oh, what the... Larry: Alright, poor choice of words... |
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