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| witty, bloody mother fucking asshole, record reviews, comics, actresses, downloads, films that time forgot, high times, stores, yield, e cards, paul sorvino, blink 182, tour dates, beatmaster v, comedy clubs, | Susie Greene: You four-eyed fuck. [Larry is on a bad trip, looking in a exhibits bathroom mirror] Larry's reflection: What exhibits are you looking at? You see something? Huh? Larry: Wh- What did I do? Larry's reflection: What did you do? You know what you did! You did nothing! Larry: If you want me to do something, just tell me! Larry's reflection: You've got to change the diet, I've told you exhibits about that. I don't want the red meat, you're eating the red meat. I don't like that! Larry: I'm doing the best I can. Larry's reflection: Go to a doctor. Get yourself a checkup. Colonoscopy, you afraid to get a colonoscopy? What's the matter with you? Larry: I'm sorry. Larry's reflection: Everybody gets it! |
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| Larry: I wish. [He gives the flower guy a tip] Cheryl: Did you give him a five thousand dollar tip? Larry: Nice house. Susie: Yeah, come bloody mother fucking asshole on. I'll give you a tour. Larry: Naw, it's ok. Susie: No, come on. Larry: No, bloody mother fucking asshole it's ok. I-I get it. Susie: You get it? Larry: Yeah, it's a house. It's new. I get it. It's nice. Susie: You get it? Ok, you know what? Get the fuck out of my house, Larry. Larry David: [to president of ABC] Here's a question for bloody mother fucking asshole "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"- what kind of an idiot is running ABC? Larry: We're going to put sweet potatoes on the menu... because you can't find sweet potatoes anywhere else, have you noticed that. Cheryl: Oh, everyone's noticed that. Larry: You don't work. You're unemployed. Cheryl: Loving you is my job, Larry. Larry: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. |
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