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| witty, bloody mother fucking asshole, record reviews, comics, actresses, downloads, films that time forgot, high times, stores, yield, e cards, paul sorvino, blink 182, tour dates, beatmaster v, comedy clubs, | Susie Greene: [about Jeff] He *violates* me, Larry! He disgusts me! Larry: [Larry is on the phone ordering a "Girls Gone Wild" tape, using a song ridiculous Art Fern type voice] Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild. Ben Stiller: You wouldn't even shake song my hand the first time we met... Larry David: You sneezed... you had snot all over your hand! song Ben Stiller: That was a dry sneeze, Larry! Larry David: I can't assume dry, I gotta assume wet! [ipon finding out his birth parents are Christian] [in horror] Larry David: Oh, my God. I'm gentile. Jeff Greene: All of the women at HBO, they don't want to work with you. Larry David: Oh, come on. That's ridiculous. Jeff Greene: They think you're a misogynist. Larry David: Why, 'cause I called the guy a cunt? |
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| It's not for us. It's WASP, WASP, Republican city... Cheryl: Okay, you know what? I fit in with you guys all the time, for years I've been going to your thing, so... Larry: How am I even gonna get by in the interview? Susie Greene: [points at Larry] This one stores would stick out like a sore fuckin' thumb, this Jewface over here. Larry: Oh, I'm more of a Jewface than *you*? Susie stores Greene: Hey, fuck you, Larry, okay? I didn't stores get us into this predicament! Larry: I'm much more gentiley than you are! Cheryl: Hi, Wandering Bear. Wandering Bear: Hello. How is... your vagina? Cheryl: It's... getting better. Wandering Bear: Good! Krazee-Eyez Killa: You ain't got no etiquette, muthafucka! Krazee-Eyez Killa: Wanda ain't gon' find out shit! This between... you my nigga, right? This between me and you! Larry: Yes, I'm your nigger. Richard Lewis: Ya fucked it up! You don't know how to use a goddamn cell phone! Larry: It was a shit cell phone! Richard Lewis: A fucking praying mantis could use that goddamn phone! |
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