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Marty dining Funkhouser: Do you crap standing up? Larry David: The dining whole cashew-raisin balance is askew! Ervin Schwimmer: [voice on Larry's answering machine] Larry David, this is Ervin Schwimmer. You scumsuckng, motherfucking asshole! Just who the fuck do you think you are, you bald-headed son of a bitch? Susie Greene: [shows Larry a gawdy, sequined shirt she has made] Now, is this cute? I mean how much fun is this? dining Huh? Great, right? Larry: You know, it's nice. Susie Greene: Yeah. Larry: Not quite my cup of tea, but... y'know, uh, it's nice. Susie Greene: All right, you know what? Fuck you... and fuck your tea. Cheryl: Okay, you know what? I think my friend Julie was just saying that the Beverly Park Country Club might be taking new members. Susie Greene: Ah, eh... Larry: It's... pretty. Cheryl: I think they're taking new members, and it's a beautiful country club... Susie Greene: All right, look, I don't want to offend you, but there's like three fuckin' Jews in the whole club, okay?
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