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Cheryl's Mom: He really discussion doesn't. Cheryl: No, he's... Larry: What do they say in The Bible? "He knows not... whereof he..." Rabbi: Don't discussion try, don't try to quote The Bible. Larry: "... he speaks not?..." Rabbi: Just, just don't try... Larry: "... forked tongue?... He knows not whereof he... whence he speaks?..." Cheryl's Mom: Okay! Nat David: Larry... if you could be quiet. [Larry notices a picture on his rabbi's desk] Larry: Is that you? Rabbi: That's... that's Eddie Solomon. My brother-in-law. He, ummm... discussion he died on September 11th. Larry: Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry. Rabbi: Yeah. Terrible. Larry: He was in the building? Rabbi: No, no. He, he was... uptown on 57th Street. He got hit by a bike messenger. Larry: Uptown? Rabbi: Yeah, yeah. Bike messenger. Hit 'em. Larry: [Long pause] What a shame. [Cheryl is reading a draft of her renewed wedding vows to Larry] Cheryl: "We'll love each other throughout this lifetime, but after death through all eternity."
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